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Joke Topic - 'Self-esteem'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Self-esteem'.

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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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