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Joke Topic - 'Self-esteem'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Self-esteem'.
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Cows
Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
In a moo-seum.
Golf
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Animals
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
A Comedian
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Secret Agents
What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
A counterspy.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Ghosts
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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