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Joke Topic - 'Selfish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Selfish'.

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Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.


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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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Dieting

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

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