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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.


"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

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He who laughs last is probably your boss.


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.


Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.


Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


What is a cat's favorite color?


What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

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