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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.

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"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

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