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Joke Topic - 'Sewers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sewers'.


Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'


What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.


She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".


Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.


Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.


How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.

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