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Joke Topic - 'Sewers'


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Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.


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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.

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