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Joke Topic - 'Shark-infested'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shark-infested'.


What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?


Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.


What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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