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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.

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Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

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