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Joke Topic - 'Shaving'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shaving'.


A barber nicked a customer rather badly while giving him a shave. Hoping to make amends, the barber asked, "Do you want your head wrapped in a towel?"
"No thanks," replied the customer. I'll carry it home under my arm!"

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