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Joke Topic - 'Shaving'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shaving'.

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A barber nicked a customer rather badly while giving him a shave. Hoping to make amends, the barber asked, "Do you want your head wrapped in a towel?"
"No thanks," replied the customer. I'll carry it home under my arm!"


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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Computers

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.

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