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Joke Topic - 'Sheepdog'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sheepdog'.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.


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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Balloon

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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