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Joke Topic - 'Sheepdog'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sheepdog'.


What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

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If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.


My wife's other car is a broomstick

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