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Joke Topic - 'Shellfish'


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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open

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