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Joke Topic - 'Ship'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ship'.
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
Take it to the doc.
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
To the dock.
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Stupid
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Ghosts
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
The spooksperson.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
They both drop their needles.
Santa Claus
What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
Speak
Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
Golf
Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
Cars
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br>
I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
Football
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Fly
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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