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Joke Topic - 'Ship'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ship'.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

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