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Joke Topic - 'Ship'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ship'.


What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.


When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.

Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.


Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'


Football is only a game - until your team loses.


"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

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