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Joke Topic - 'Shipwrecked'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shipwrecked'.
A man was shipwrecked on a desert island. He built himself a grass and
straw shelter and all was OK until a flock of Terns flew onto the island. The
terns started pecking at his shelter, weakening it. This would not do, so the
usually gentle man started throwing stones at the terns till all flew away save
one. Well, the man figured that one tern could do no harm, so he didn't
bother to chase it away. The last tern kept pecking at the shelter, till it fell
in upon the sleeping man ,smothering him.
What is the moral of this story??? Never leave a tern unstoned!!!
What is the moral of this story??? Never leave a tern unstoned!!!
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