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Joke Topic - 'Shipwrecked'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shipwrecked'.

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A man was shipwrecked on a desert island. He built himself a grass and straw shelter and all was OK until a flock of Terns flew onto the island. The terns started pecking at his shelter, weakening it. This would not do, so the usually gentle man started throwing stones at the terns till all flew away save one. Well, the man figured that one tern could do no harm, so he didn't bother to chase it away. The last tern kept pecking at the shelter, till it fell in upon the sleeping man ,smothering him.
What is the moral of this story??? Never leave a tern unstoned!!!


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