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Joke Topic - 'Shiver'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shiver'.

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Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.

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