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Joke Topic - 'Shoes'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Shoes'.

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David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.


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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

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