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Joke Topic - 'Shower'

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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

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How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?


Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Yes - right to the top.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!

Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.


What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.

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