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Joke Topic - 'Shy'


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The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."


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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Fleas

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Cats

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Ghosts

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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

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