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Joke Topic - 'Shy'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shy'.
The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
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