Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Sick Leave - 1

Joke Topic - 'Sick Leave'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sick Leave'.

$text4

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
$text4

Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
$text4

Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
$text4

Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
$text4

Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
$text4

Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
$text4

Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
$text4

Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
$text4

A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

This is page 1 of 1