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Joke Topic - 'Sick'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.

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Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow

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