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Joke Topic - 'Sing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sing'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musician (1) Singing (3) Musicians (3) Sings (2)
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Birthdays

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

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