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Joke Topic - 'Sing'
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
Owld Lang Syne.
What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Keep singing until you find the right key.
What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
"Yule never walk alone."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chaos
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
The Sun
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
A: The outside.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Horses
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
Beer
Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
He came to a bitter end.
Birthdays
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
School
My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
Ambulances
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
The Incredible Sulk.
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