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Joke Topic - 'Singing'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Singing'.

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Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.


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Employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

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