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Joke Topic - 'Singing'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Singing'.

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Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

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Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.


Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

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