Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Sings - 1

Joke Topic - 'Sings'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sings'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musician (1) Singing (3) Sing (5) Musicians (3)
$text4

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
$text4

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
$text4

Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
$text4

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
$text4

Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
$text4

Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
$text4

A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
$text4

Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
$text4

Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

This is page 1 of 1