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Joke Topic - 'Skiers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skiers'.


Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.

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Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!


Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.


The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.


Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe


What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

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