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Joke Topic - 'Skiers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skiers'.

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Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.


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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

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