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Joke Topic - 'Skunk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Skunk'.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

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