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Joke Topic - 'Sleep'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sleep'.

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An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."
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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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