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Joke Topic - 'Sleep'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sleep'.


An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

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Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?


What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.

The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.


Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.


What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.


What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.


"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.


Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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