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Joke Topic - 'Sleeping'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sleeping'.

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Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.


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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?

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