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Joke Topic - 'Slept'


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Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!


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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids

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