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Joke Topic - 'Slept'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Slept'.
Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Because it was in a pickle.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
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What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Very nervous mice.
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