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Joke Topic - 'Slimy'


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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

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