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Joke Topic - 'Small'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Small'.

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Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


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Spaghetti

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

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