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Joke Topic - 'Small'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Small'.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.


How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.


What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...


The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

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