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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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