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Joke Topic - 'Smart'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.


Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.


What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.


Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.


Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.


My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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