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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.


How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.


If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?


Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

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