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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

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