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Joke Topic - 'Smell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smell'.

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Did you hear about the new deodorant that has just been invented? It is called "Vanish".
You spray it on and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.


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Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.

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