Joke Topic - 'Smugglers'

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.