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Joke Topic - 'Smugglers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smugglers'.

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Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.


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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.

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