Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eggs
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
Computers
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Elected
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
Paris
What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
TV
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
The Alphabet
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Business
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.