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Joke Topic - 'Snacks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snacks'.

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Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.


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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

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