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Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.


What did the nut say when it sneezed?

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

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Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.


Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

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