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Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.

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What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

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