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Joke Topic - 'Sneezing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sneezing'.

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Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Banks

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

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