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Joke Topic - 'Snooker'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Snooker'.


John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

Patient: I've been feeling a little off colour lately.
Doctor: Tell me what you have been eating recently.
Patient: I only eat snooker balls.
Doctor: Snooker balls?
Patient: Yes, I have a blue one for breakfast, a pink and a yellow one lunch, red ones as snacks, and then a black one for dinner.
Doctor: Aha, I see what the problem is - you're not getting enough greens.

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

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it's full of currants!


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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Because he was the one with the most stripes.


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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

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Pirate radio rules the waves


What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

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