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Joke Topic - 'Snooker'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Snooker'.

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John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Patient: I've been feeling a little off colour lately.
Doctor: Tell me what you have been eating recently.
Patient: I only eat snooker balls.
Doctor: Snooker balls?
Patient: Yes, I have a blue one for breakfast, a pink and a yellow one lunch, red ones as snacks, and then a black one for dinner.
Doctor: Aha, I see what the problem is - you're not getting enough greens.
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What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.


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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

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