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Joke Topic - 'Snowman'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snowman'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!


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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Guitars

Why pick on guitars
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

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