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Joke Topic - 'Socks'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Socks'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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