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Joke Topic - 'Soldier'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soldier'.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.


What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.


What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.


I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.


Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.


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