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Joke Topic - 'Someone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Someone'.

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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


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Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.

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