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Joke Topic - 'Song'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Song'.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.
"Well it's like this Doc, whenever I play golf, I fall in love with the beautiful, lush fairways and greens we are playing on, and I just burst into song."
"What's wrong with that?" said the doc.
Well all I ever sing when we're on the course is 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and it's annoying my colleagues.
But there's more .... When we get back to the clubhouse, in the bar is the lucky black cat that lives at the club, then at the top of my voice I start singing" 'What's new, pussy cat?' and all I get is a barrage of complaints from the other members in the bar.
"Can't you sing some different songs?" said the doctor.
"Well no, I just can't seem to sing anything else, but then it gets worse because when I get home, it continues and when I'm asleep and dreaming, I always sing 'Delilah', and my wife is increasingly getting really angry and suspicious. But I just can't seem to stop singing these same songs".
"Ah, yes I see, I am beginning to suspect that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome".
"Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man.
"It's not unusual", replied the doctor.
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I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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