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Joke Topic - 'Songs'


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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

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