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Joke Topic - 'Songs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Songs'.


How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.


What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.


What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.


Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

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