Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
A Stage
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Husbands
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Horses
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
School
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Dogs
Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
Sleeping
Quiet Please - Driver sleeping