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Joke Topic - 'Spaghetti'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spaghetti'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?


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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

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