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Joke Topic - 'Speak'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Speak'.

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Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!


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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

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