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Joke Topic - 'Spectacles'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spectacles'.

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Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.


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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Bees

What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.

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