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Joke Topic - 'Spending'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spending'.

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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.

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