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Joke Topic - 'Spiders'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spiders'.


What do you call two spiders have just been married?

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."


What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.


What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

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