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Joke Topic - 'Spiders'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spiders'.

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What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

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