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Joke Topic - 'Sport'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Sport'.

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What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.


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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.

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