Joke Topic - 'Squashed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Squashed'.

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

I brake for Hallucinations.

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

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