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Joke Topic - 'Stairs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stairs'.

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'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

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