Joke Topic - 'Stairs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stairs'.

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

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