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Joke Topic - 'Stamps'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Stamps'.


A lad of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector until the kid next door bought an album also. "He buys every stamp I do," the kid complained to his father, "and had taken all the fun of it away." "Don't be a fool, my boy," said pop. "Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of philately."

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.

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