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Joke Topic - 'Stamps'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Stamps'.

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A lad of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector until the kid next door bought an album also. "He buys every stamp I do," the kid complained to his father, "and had taken all the fun of it away." "Don't be a fool, my boy," said pop. "Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of philately."
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How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.


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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

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